We’ve had two houses for the long weekend, and I quite like it. I can see why rich people have a house in the city and a house in the country, or down the coast. You can leave one version of yourself behind, dishes in the dishwasher, bills to pay, brats in private schools, and … Continue reading THE CATHOUSE AND THE DOGHOUSE
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TAKE A SEAT
Something odd happened in the garden today. No, not meadow lovemaking. It’s too cold. Rather, I sat on a garden chair to do the weeding and to plant seedlings. I’ve never done that before in all my wild days, my mad existence. Normally I get down and dirty on my knees or bend from a … Continue reading TAKE A SEAT
POWER TO THE PEOPLE
We’re doing our bit to share the sudden, ten year old, energy crisis. We’re turning the lights off to keep the lights on. We stumble around in the dark, with no heating, cold and frightened like old people should be. We had friends staying over the long weekend and in the dark I went to … Continue reading POWER TO THE PEOPLE
FREE TO A GOOD HOME
We’re trying to get rid of Melissa but no-one wants her. She’s been living here for years. I’m sorry I haven’t mentioned her before. We even included two aeroplane neck braces in case someone wanted to sleep with her on a trip overseas. (Tickets not included.) No luck so far. Early on it looked promising. … Continue reading FREE TO A GOOD HOME
A GLASS HALF FULL
I’ve been gifted an almost perfect body. Thanks Mum and Dad. Tall, slim, broad shouldered, a reckless inexhaustible appetite, no weight gain no matter what, no hangover no matter how much wine, no medication, no illness, no worries. I know that’s probably annoying. It’s entirely genetics. I’m not boasting. I’ve never been a fitness fanatic … Continue reading A GLASS HALF FULL
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